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Coffee Elephant. Four months in the madhouse.

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Four months. A third of the term. One hundred twenty days. There’s just a little more to go..
My opinion about the army has changed only the slightest bit. Do I regret joining the army?? No. But only because I’m not used to regretting anything..

KMB in the past. The fields have passed. My comrades and I were brought to the unit. Goodbye field kitchen, carelessness, daytime naps and unsanitary conditions! Hello soldiers’ dormitories, eternal formations, bad food and a clerk’s position… Yeah, I’m a clerk. With my handwriting, although not medical, but still clumsy! However, the inscription “Higher” in the Education column says that I am ideally suited for the role of Master Ballpoint Pen. At first I was upset, because sitting and filling out logs for days, which should be filled out by management, is somehow dumb. But now I know that that angel’s incontinence continues. I sit in the warmth, drink coffee hidden from demobilization, periodically fill out all sorts of pieces of paper in block letters, run to my neighbors to sit at the computer or sleep. And when they tell me “Go to work” or “Run to formation”, I answer: “I need to write”. That’s life.
You’ll say, "Dude! How can you judge? You don’t see the army in your office!"And you’ll be right. My Brothers in Arms spend 24 hours cleaning the car park and repairing and refueling cars. While I’m writing. This is not an army, but some kind of guest worker town named after. Ravshan Dzhamshutovich! The funny thing is that every week I draw up class schedules that say that I do hand-to-hand combat, study the history of Russia, learn driving and Kalash shooting… These schedules are seen by all checks! And my comrades and I see only a fleet of vehicles and pieces of paper.
Showing off in the army is everywhere! Starting from the Yudashkin uniform, which the Chinese sew, to combat exercises, where everyone receives excellent marks, although they do not know how to hold a weapon in their hands. By the way, during the last exercises, our unit sank three tanks in the river – Roissya is dragging.
An inspection from Moscow visited our unit for two weeks. All this time I was just a spectator in the theater of Farce and Replay… Explain. No one is being laid off because of the inspection. But by law we are required to be laid off. It comes out to show that in some parts everything is fine, some are breaking the law?

It was only in the army that I realized that I truly love sweets. Here you always want sweets, cookies or condensed milk. ALL THE TIME. So send something sweet to Alexey Pavlovich Myakinin in the Nizhny Novgorod region, the city of Dzerzhinsk, military unit 54046, 606000. I’ll eat everything, okay?!

By the way, yes. Now I’m an elephant. They hit me with a belt on my ass and then! And in a month I will become a grandfather. This is the evolution!).

I follow SG in https://kingdomcasino-uk.com/login/ a different way, because there’s a part of me here and it’s not so shitty. Many things that I miss are somehow related to the site… It’s not always possible to write and chat, but a couple of times a week is quite.

I don’t know how to fit all the thoughts and information into the text and not get bored… Therefore, I’ll leave such an incoherent text with a general thought – I’M WITH YOU. :)

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“Every day, dreaming of returning home, I understand that I have nowhere to go back. " – just a thought. :)

Necessarily! This is somewhere high on my list of important things to do. :) In general, I’ll have to save some money and take a ride around Raska. There are so many people to visit… :)

ABOUT! You can’t imagine how hard it is here without mental work. And there is almost no time for creativity. They save books on your phone and movies on it. I’m still waiting to get home for at least a day so I can stir up something interesting, fortunately there are a lot of ideas. :)
And even though he was joking about the parcel, you can start a good flash mob. I promise to send something to the return address! 😀

And yes, what’s the point of the current army except to get off their parents’ heads and make their life easier, although not by much:\

Your souls! I rummaged through various things related to Igromir, looked at how the blogger party was having fun… A sad smile came out. :( Jealous!

And where are you?? I wasn’t, or, as always, I was hiding from the cameras? :)

In general, your army is shit, yes. :(
I will never tire of admiring reality and what should be in it and already written on paper. So funny and sad at the same time.

And there, in the army, the prison principle does not work? Like, you behave well, and you get released half a term earlier? :3

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